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 someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them: 
me: fucking slut

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Meeting my favourite band member

Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT

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When I try to keep the conversation going,

It means I really want to talk to you. Most of the time I’m boring as fuck and I try my best to avoid talking to people. But when I’m randomly bringing up subjects and asking you questions that’s supposed to tell you that I’m interested in you.

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iheartcrayola: so cute

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Partying on New Year's Eve?

fauxxe: Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.

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inlecarlospants: simplybeautifulnothings: maydayhenderson: forever reblog Everyone on tumblr loves this xD WOULD YOU LIKE AM OR FM!? i miss this show!

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mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
 five minutes later 
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet

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friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD 
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they

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I wanna be that girl.

The girl you can’t stop thinking about all the time. The only girl you ever want to talk to. The girl you talk to your friends about. The girl you introduce to your family. The girl you dream about growing old with and having a family. The girl that can actually put a real smile on your face and who makes you laugh until you cry. The girl you can be your complete self around. The girl you love...

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